My newest pet peeve …

Seriously, though. I see so many people trying to sound smart and proper by saying things like, “Feel free to contact myself at any time.” It bugs the heck out of me. Note, I did not say it bugs the heck out of myself, but me. I CAN’T CONTACT YOURSELF. ONLY YOU CAN DO THAT. I can send an email to myself, but you can’t. You have to send it to me. Grammar, ya’ll. It ain’t that hard.